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tianaofmaldonia:

In spite of the heavy rainfall that floods the Hundred Acre Wood, Eeyore stubbornly sticks to his task of house-hunting for Owl.

requested by anon

john-watson-is-sherlocked:

asherlockian:

pernillo:

thenocturnalcouchpotato:

fosterthepeoplejunkster:

lypo:

lypo:

imagegot a family of 4 in my house :)X

image my husband died, just me n the kids :(X

image ”we’re not calling him dad.”

i am legitimately interested in this story

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every other weekend, he has his kid, from a previous marriage, over.

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we got a couple of dalmatians

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goddammit cruella not this shit again

baracknobama:

theres this kid in my maths class who can recite pi to 720 digits

and im there like image

captain-snow-bug:

swallowbitchpeoplearestarving:

swallowbitchpeoplearestarving:

we don’t just need feminism, we need lisa simpson feminism

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The best part about the Simpsons was it was written all by educated men that wanted to be comedians but saw things wrong with the world and wanted change.

martainducreff:

thesilverwolf9:

boggartsaremyboggarts:

icykitty:

soaringsparrows:

nataliesfantasticadventures:

I Promise I’m Not a Murderer: The Story of a Researching Writer

now with a sequel:
I Swear I’m Not Pregnant, I’m Just Naming Characters

Don’t forget: I’m not Trying to Break Into This Building, I Just Need to Know the Layout of it

And the ever appealling: I’m Not Planning on Killing Myself, I Just Need to Know How a Character Could Commit Suicide Whilst Making it Look Like a Murder

I recommend
I’m Not a Terrorist, I Just Need to Know How a Criminal Mastermind Would Properly Construct a Bomb

And my personal favourite
I Swear I’m Not Sick I Just Like Making Characters Suffer By Giving Them Deadly Diseases

martainducreff:

thesilverwolf9:

boggartsaremyboggarts:

icykitty:

soaringsparrows:

nataliesfantasticadventures:

I Promise I’m Not a Murderer: The Story of a Researching Writer

now with a sequel:

I Swear I’m Not Pregnant, I’m Just Naming Characters

Don’t forget: I’m not Trying to Break Into This Building, I Just Need to Know the Layout of it

And the ever appealling: I’m Not Planning on Killing Myself, I Just Need to Know How a Character Could Commit Suicide Whilst Making it Look Like a Murder

I recommend

I’m Not a Terrorist, I Just Need to Know How a Criminal Mastermind Would Properly Construct a Bomb

And my personal favourite

I Swear I’m Not Sick I Just Like Making Characters Suffer By Giving Them Deadly Diseases

lucifeur:

upabovetheclouds:

Two more months and it’s 2015 what the fuck

I swear it was 2012 and we were all freaking out about the world ending like three months ago

captainarlert:

phantonhives:

did you ever read such a smutty fic that you were like

ᕕ( ᐛ )ᕗ i’m fucking going to hell

every hour

ejdumb:

wow toad you wanna be any more of a fucking asshole

ejdumb:

wow toad you wanna be any more of a fucking asshole

therealhamster:

being interrupted mid sentence

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joshpeck:

troyler-oakllet:

joshpeck:

give me attention

no

jokes on u bc u just gave me attention damn wassup how u feel